FUNNY RETIREMENT CARD WITH ENVELOPE (8.5 x 11 Inch)
Does your retiring coworker and friend absolutely love working out... If not, this giant Retirement card is the perfect retirement gift for that lazy, retiring man or woman! Featuring a lazy pet cat on an enormous purple exercise ball, any recipient will surely love this goodbye.

OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR
NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous, custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted, creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic, fold over cards more modern & unique for your work or office party, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué, and inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.

CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS
Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks - and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) - has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greeting you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time.

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• CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS - Congratulations from all of us on your retirement! - You don’t have to be a cat lover to appreciate the big humor on this jumbo card. Send this retirement congrats stationery card and remind a special retiree it's alright to be lazy and idle from this day forward!
• JUMBO SIZED - This letterhead sized, 8.5 x 11 inch card allows you to mix and match the sweet retirement messages from the whole team or family. It's described as oversized or extra-large and leaves a huge impact! It ships with an elegant mailing envelope for your convenient delivery.
• RETIREMENT CARD - Gather everyone and have this card personalized with your unique congratulations message and appreciation notes. You will never run out of space for the whole family, friends, and coworkers' messages. Send one with your goodbye or thank you gifts and make a lasting impression!
• ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
• ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.